Once upon a time, there was a young developer: the developer loved to come up with new ideas, build them, and properly list them for everyone to read.

In a dark September evening, the developer sadly realized that the maximum amount of characters allowed on the store was abnormally low: he finally understood that the time he spent butchering his list to make it fit simply wasn't justifiable anymore, developed his own in-app changelog system and moved on towards new, exciting adventures!